You’re Not Failing. You’re Being Failed.
You’ve been told your labs are “normal”, but you still feel off.
You’ve tried gut health protocols, endless supplements, saunas and cold plunges... and somehow feel worse.
One podcast says it's pesticides. Another says hormones. Your doctor says it’s just stress.
You’re not lost. You’re in a broken system that profits when you stay confused.
Is this you?
Impulse buy collagen and creatine off of Instagram?
Take products for “gut health” but don’t actually feel better?
Feel conflicted from ten different kinds of health “experts”?
Worry about microplastics and other toxins in your body?
Spend hundreds of dollars on supplements and saunas but still wake up feeling tired and groggy?
Feel frustrated and overwhelmed by the amount of health and wellness content online?
If you answered "yes" to any of these, you're in the right place.
There’s a whole world of high performers who care about their work and their health, and know they should be doing more to get healthy but don’t know how to get started.
Symptoms May Vary is a community that is your launching pad to take your wellness journey to the next level.
Here’s what you get
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Submit your current stack and get practitioner-level feedback on what to keep, cut, or upgrade.
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Each month we tackle one high-impact topic like parasites, microplastics, or hormone repair, with clear action steps
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One live call a month where we troubleshoot, teach, and strategize
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Ask the questions your doctor won’t answer and get no-BS responses
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Get access to discounted functional labs your PCP probably won’t run, or know how to interpret.
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Join live for monthly coaching and lab breakdowns so you can actually use your test results.
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Focused, doable challenges that push you to apply what you’re learning in real life
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Stay on track with structured calls, resource drops, and a community that’s moving with you
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Get quality supplements that are clinical-grade and cheaper than retail.
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All resources, courses, and protocols are updated and expanded weekly. New resources are being added regularly, around the main monthly topic or per member requests.
The biggest obstacle in the journey to good health is surrounding yourself with the right people and the right conversations.
It's time to graduate from impulse buying supplements off of TikTok ads and doing protocols you found on Twitter.
I know you can't afford the $10k/month concierge doctor, so this is the next best step in upgrading in your wellness journey.